Jack´s blog [Time Out Columnist]

"I DON\´T feel guilty about having a trust fund," said Ern. "I cannot help my background. I just feel a bounden duty to do something with it, to help those in greater need than I." "Why are you talking like Sir Lancelot?" I asked, extricating another slice of pizza from the box (since the envelope arrived unlocking Ern\´s trust fund, we have graduated from Tesco frozen pizzas to the sort that arrive on a moped. We are all very happy as a result, although Ern has been fretting that he is not being a good steward of the dosh).